BRITISH
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[x] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[] You dislike Emos almost as much as you dislike Chavs.
[x] It's football.... Not soccer.

Total = 6/9


AUSTRALIAN
[] You wear flip-flops all year.
[] You call flip-flops "thongs" not flip-flops.
[] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[] You're a sports fanatic.
[] You are tanned.
[] You're a bit of a bogan.

Total = 2/9


ITALIAN
[] Your last name ends in a vowel. (One of my last names. And it is italian)
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some Italian.
[] You are under 5'10''
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best foods in the world.
[x] You talk with your hands.  
Total = 4/9


SPANISH
[] You say 'member' instead of remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[] YoU TyPe LiKe ThIs On YoUr CoMpUtEr
[] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.

Total = 6/9


RUSSIAN
[] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You have more than one vodka bottle in your house.
[] You know the difference between channel 1 and RTVI.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[] You don't get cold easily.
[] You get into contests all the time.
[] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
[] You can speak some Russian.
[x] You love listening to techno.

Total = 3/9


POLISH
[x] Your parents let you drink. (sometimes)
[] You know what a pizda is.
[] You have Pierogi at least once a week.
[] People always ask to see your "kielbasa" checking if you're Polish.
[] People randomly call you their best friend.
[] You have made/know what pisanki are.
[] You laughed when Poland beat the USA in the 2002 World Cup

Total = 1/7


IRISH
[] You think beer is the best.
[] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with ay, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have/had red hair.
[] You have/had freckles.

Total = 1/9  


ASIAN
[] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[] You are good at math.
[x] You have played the piano.
[] You have family from Asia
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[] Most people think you're Chinese
[] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[] You go to Baulko.

Total = 3/9


GERMAN
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think American Chocolate is good.
[] You speak some German.
[] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[] You're under 5'4".
[] You have been to Germany

Total = 4/8


CANADIAN
[] You like to ride 4 wheelers.
[] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[] You know what poutine is.
[] You speak some French.
[] You love Tim Horton's.
[] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[] You watch(ed) Degrassi.

Total = 1/8


FRENCH
[x] You like French toast.
[x] You love wine.
[] You speak a little or are fluent in French.
[] You have eaten a snail.
[x] You like fashion.
[] You have been to France.
[] You are either a Catholic, a Muslim, a Protestant or a Jew.

Total = 3/7


( NORTH ) AMERICAN
[x] You like fast food.
[] You call football football and soccer soccer...
[] You can trace your ancestery back to Ellis Island...
[x] You watch way too much TV
[] You are obsessed with the royal wedding
[] You have a dog
[] You have a cushy job
[] You were sad when Steve Jobs died

Total = 2/8


NORWEGIAN
[] You know what lefse is.
[] You can speak some Norwegian.  
[x] You love trolls.
[] You know what lutefisk is.
[] You have been whale hunting/seeing.
[x] Food made with potatoes and flour rule.
[] Fish is a huge part of your diet.
[]You have blue or green eyes and have blonde or brown hair.
[] You know how to fish or have fished before.

Total = 2/9

BELGIAN
[] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[x] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[] You know that the official best beer in the world is Belgian.
[] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[] You call a pub or bar a café.
[x] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[] You drive/own a French or German car.
[] You have a lot of comments on your government.

Total = 3/10


DUTCH
[x] You like the color orange.
[] You are a football enthusiast.
[] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature.
[x] You like the sea.
[x] You are good at building handiwork projects.
[] You tend to favour the megalomania.

Total = 6/9

ARAB
[] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian
[x] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[] You are tanned.
[x] You have black hair.
[] Your last name starts with "Al" or "bin"
[x] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[x] You dislike reading.

Total = 4/9  



RESUME:
British 6/9
Australian 2/9
Italian 4/9
Spanish 6/9
Russian 3/9
Polish 1/7
Irish 1/9
Asian 3/9
German 4/8
Canadian 1/8
French 3/7
North American 2/9
Norwegian 2/9
Belgian 3/10
Dutch 6/9
Arab 4/9